Top Ten Things to Do in Springfield

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  1. Attend Lizzie's tea party. Try not to slurp my fake tea because it makes her imaginary friend, Carl, angry.

  2. Go to Millenium, try to figure out how many cows gave their lives for the sake of Drew's leather attire. Watch her cry hysterically about something or other. Watch Bill paste pictures of Annie's face over the models faces in the Victoria's Secrets catalog then stare at it longingly. For fun, run up to Bill and shout "Oh My God, It's Batman!"

  3. Santos house: Carry on a conversation with Carmen in Spanish just to drive Michelle nuts.

  4. Beth's house: Hide pearl necklace and orange outfit. Tell Beth that Phillip called and said he needs her. Time her to see how long it takes her to run across town to Pharley's house.

  5. Blakes house: Replace the "9 billion served" sign over her bed with "10 billion served" sign.

  6. Holly's: Bring over ski mask I picked up for her at L.L. Bean. Also bring Miracle Scissors and nursery rhyme book for her to borrow.

  7. Hart's: Ask Hart if his refrigerator is running, when he says "yes" tell him he better go catch it. Laugh hysterically when he runs out the door and down the road.

  8. Tell Frank that Annie has had more plastic surgery and a sex change and now looks like him. Watch Frank sarcastically interrogate himself then arrest himself for impersonating an officer.

  9. Diner: See how long it takes for Buzz to have a family crisis come up so he has to close the diner early and throw everyone out..

  10. Meet Dinah, tell her how much prettier Cassie is than her since Cassie doesn't have an ugly scar on her face. Enjoy Dinah's inevitable nuclear meltdown.

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