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Setting: Harley is on the roof. Little does she know someone is watching her from the shadows. Harley: "AAAGGGH. I hate this. I hate this. I'd take wedding advice from Beth before I'd listen to these people anymore. Why can't we keep it simple. A couple "I do's" and we're off to Aruba for a nice, long roll in the sack." Harley: "And Phillip. If he says, "Don't worry, we'll work it out" one more time I'm gonna take one of Alan's priceless Objects D'art and bash Phillip in the head with it." A strangely familiar voice answers Harley from the background, startling her. Voice: "Murdering him before the "I do's" won't get you a nice inheritance, Harley" Harley: "WHO'S THERE??? I have mace and a really sharp pointy thing on the end of my hairbrush. I'll use them if I have to." Voice: "Relax, it's only me." Harley: "Uncle Stavros? Where have you been? We thought you moved back to Crete?" Stavros: "And put up with that busybody old prune Yaya? Never. Besides, Eleni's brothers give me the creeps. They drink too much Uzo and have flatulence." Harley: "Then where were you?" Stavros: "Well, Ed Bauer and I have shacked up with Mrs. Popov." Harley: "All this time you were across the street?" Stavros: "Ed smuggled some Viagra out of Cedars for me and, well, Let's just say Mrs. Popov has been lonely for a very, very Long time" Harley: "Wow." Stavros: "A very, very, very, very long time." Harley: "Ok, I get the picture." Harley: "Do you ever see Scout? I love that dog (sniff)" Stavros: "Yes, all the time. In fact, that nice policewoman Teri is teaching him to sit down on command." Stavros: "How's Nadine doing?" Harley: "She was murdered by a wacko who got his jollies by dressing up like a woman, stalking young girls and stabbing people." Stavros: "I've had days like that." Harley: "C'mon let's go inside. I'm freezing."
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