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Setting: Buzz's Diner. Danny and Michelle are in Booth #3.
Michelle: Good old Booth #3. Jesse and I first shared a burger here.
Danny: Michelle, we have to let Jesse see us making love here. we need to tarnish every last
memory he has of the two of you.
Michelle: Here? No it's too cruel, I can't do that to him.
Danny: Do I have to remind you that if Jesse doesn't give up on you, all your friends and family will be in danger?
Michelle: No, you're doing a good job of reminding me of that. EVERY TEN SECONDS!!! I mean, really Danny. You sound like a broken record - -"We have to be married. My family is in danger, blah, blah blah." Can't you give it a rest for once. Being married to you is going to be pure hell.
Danny (Roughly grabs Michelle's arm): Listen. This upcoming wedding may not be your lifelong aspiration, but you better make the best of it for everyone's sake.
Michelle: If you don't stop grabbing me like that, I'm going to knock you flat on YOUR aspiration!!!!
Jesse walks in, on seeing his arrival Danny and Michelle start making love in the booth.
Selena: Woah, you two are going at it like a couple of jackrabbits. Hey Michelle, in the old days I'd charge a guy extra to do that!
Jesse: I don't believe you two. I know this is a setup. Michelle you still love me and............um...
GL Viewer:: Jesse, keep going I'm not done writing this scene yet.
Jesse: I've been meaning to talk to you about that. I think my talent is being wasted on your dumb stories for Board I.
GL Viewer:: what do you mean?
Jesse: Well, you write this stuff and use me in it so I want a piece of the action.
GL Viewer:: What action? I don't make money from doing this.
Jesse: No money? Are you an idiot? I have a special website and we could charge people $15 a pop to read our stories. We'd be rich. The chicks dig me so much that they'll pay big bucks, even to read this
cheap crap.
GL Viewer:: When did they become OUR stories? I'm writing this cheap crap, not you. You can forget making money off of this.
Jesse: I refuse to take part in anymore of your stories unless you post em on my site and I get paid the big bucks, whaddaya say to that Hotshot?
GL Viewer:: Hey Dietz!!!!!!!
Dietz: Yes?
GL Viewer:: Shoot him.
GL Viewer:: Now where was I before I was so rudely interrupted? Oh, yeah I'm changing the scene to the hospital where hart is recovering from his wound.
Cassie: Is Hart ok? is he...is he...Dead?
Rick: Only from the neck up. Come see him for yourself.
Hart: Ugh.. Man I feel awful. Am I hurt bad, Rick?
Rick: You have a very bad wound, but you haven't been shot.
Cassie: what?
Hart: Dinah pointed a gun at me and shot me, I saw it.
Frank: No, she pointed one of your son Peter's cap guns at you and you fainted when she pulled the trigger.
Cassie: But the wound in his back, what about that?
Hart: Um....I think I can explain that. This morning I was rolling around in bed, trying to get that disheveled Bedhead look that the babes go for. I have a really old mattress and one of the springs poked me in the back, it still was bleeding when I came in on you and Dinah. At least I'm gonna be ok, right?
Rick & Cassie stare at Hart in silence.
Hart: What? what's wrong?
Rick: There's been a terrible mistake, Hart. The nurse misread the charts and mistook you for the Brain surgery patient in the next bed. She shaved your head. You're as bald as a cueball.
Hart: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Cassie: Honey, it's going to be ok, we'll get through this.
Hart: I can't put you through this Cassie. I have to go away to the nearest Hair Club For Men. I may be gone for months depending on how long it takes the hair to grow back in. I can't be with you now, take the farm as a going away present and I'll see you later. Goodbye Cassie.
Cassie (crying): I'll wait for you, Always, Hart. Always.
Reva & Josh: Hey, that's our line !!!!!
Vanessa walks in
Vanessa: Oh I'm so glad Hart wasn't shot after all. Has anyone seen where Dinah ran off to?
Frank: She was spotted at the top of Laurel Falls. She says she's planning to jump off.
Vanessa: Oh My Goodness!!! Shouldn't someone stop her?
All: Nope !!!!
Vanessa: Well don't look at me, for heaven's sake, I always thought she was a snotty little brat. Why do you think I gave her away to the carnival?
Rick: I just got a call for you Frank, they say Dinah just jumped to her death. So Hart's gone, Dinah's gone. I guess this just about wraps this case up..
Frank: Not quite. I ran a check on Peter's capgun. His prints are all over it and he doesn't have a permit. I'm going to have to bring him in.
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